'Derogatory Haikus for Everyday Situations'

Everyday situations call for creative haikus.
Derogatory haikus.
But what sort of situations would you like to see made into a haiku?
(R&R, you started this, so you need to come up with at least three situations.)
For each situation submitted, I will make up a derogatory haiku.
Or try, I suppose.
And post them all (before making that huge book deal).


Anonymous said...

I just can't pass up this opportunity! Here's a few ideas off the top of my head:

They're called "deadlines" for a reason - so much stress you think your heart will explode and you wouldn't mind.

Just say "no" to gangs: the two biggest are the Republicans and Democrats.

Cyclists' revenge on people who think they own the road.

Good luck, ThomG!

RachelRenae said...

Thom!! I haven't read your blog for days!!! I will post my situations on my blog.