Shakin' the Green Weenie

It's bound to trip my editor up:

"Shaking Green Weenies in 50 to 70 feet of water found plenty of one- to 11/2-pound bass, but anglers had to fish them slowly."

A "Green Weenie" can be a drink (Corona and margarita mix); it can be what happens when a Marine gets fucked by the Corps; it also can be a trout fly.

But in this case, a Green Weenie is a plastic worm.

You shake your Green Weenie to catch bass. That's what Thursday's fishing report will say (after I explain it).

1 comments:

RachelRenae said...

hilarious!