OneWord - Welcoming

She did not welcome him with open arms. In fact, it was more of a pout, back turned, hands over her ears. He had brought flowers, a bottle of wine. She’d have none of it and she told him so, before she completely shut down.
In his defense, all he did was to answer honestly when she asked if the pants made her look fat.

9 comments:

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Brilliant.

quin browne said...

the one sentence every man should avoid.

oh, this was clever!

Cathryn said...

Well done. The question every woman should avoid.

Donna said...

LOL! As soon as I saw the words "answer honestly" I knew the rest of the story! Loved it!

Dee Martin said...

Evidently he never saw the movie Bambi. Shades of Thumper :)

Noah the Great said...

And, what if that's what he likes?

Skinny skinny girls look gross; same with intensely overweight ones. There's a good balance between the two.

lostmermaid said...

ha ha ... different !

Old Grizz said...

nice little story..every man uderstands

missalister said...

You clever thing, you! So universally hilarious :-D