Wednesday's Three Word Wednesday

The words over at Three Word Wednesday are fondle, kick and sumptuous.

Breasts

I wake from a strange and unsettling dream to discover I have breasts.
Sumptuous, womanly breasts. It’s my pale skin alright, but rising from my narrow chest are two perfectly round, perfectly beautiful titties. Firm, perky with dark aureoles and nipples like pencil erasers.
Slowly, I run a tentative hand across the nipples, then employ both hands to cup my new jahoobies. The curve of the flesh is a revelation. These knockers have heft and their warmth feels wonderful in my hands.
And thus I find no self-control; I can’t stop fondling myself.
Mother calls up the stairs and breaks my concentration.
I pull on a bulky hoody to hide my new boobs, squeezing my fleshly funbags a few more times for good measure, and rumble down the stairs.
At the breakfast table, mother wears a horrified mask of disgust. Dad has been blessed with endowments of his own, and he’s got his hooters sticking out of his unbuttoned work shirt.
“Ain’t this a kick?” dad says, running his calloused hands over the creamy white skin of his own wondrous rack.

18 comments:

anthonynorth said...

Now that was certainly different :-)

Jason said...

I wish you would have worked the word "pendulous" in there somewhere. Hah! The visual of dad's "...hooters sticking out of his unbuttoned work shirt," was great... cracked me up.

MichaelO said...

A very titillating tale, Thom!

mark said...

LOL!

I like how imaginative this is...and all the different words you used to label boobs...

Sweetest in the Gale said...

lol...I got quite a kick out of your sumptuously written tale. :~)

Tim Remp said...

I never saw that coming ...LOL Well done.

peggy said...

Your wacky, wonderful, imaginative caused me to do one of these: Bwah ha hahahaahah.

Too funny. Men accuse women of penis envy... your story makes women wonder if rack envy rules a man's world....

Crybbe666 said...

A funny tale of tits...I will check every morning myself. Not sure if I would want to see my Dad's....nor brag about it!!
Great job!

lifendream said...

Different indeed....few of the words usgae made me crack up too.

Jeeves said...

LOL :D

JennB said...

I really enjoyed you're story! very funny. thank you!


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Angel said...

Ok, now that was different. You need to finish this piece...lol

illyriataylor said...

sick and wrong in all the right places!

wordvamp said...

Oh now this was GREAT! LMAO! I needed this one Thom...

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

I don't know where you get this stuff, but I like the twist on this. I always thought a man's reaction would be the reverse. It's a lot funnier the way you did it.

lissa said...

certainly unexpected! I don't know if I should laugh or not at first and now I think it sounds funny, only you can conjure such story line

April Lindfors said...

That's great, very funny and definitely an original and creative (titty?)twist.

Sepiru Chris said...

:)

I admit I wasn't so sure at the beginning, and, for once, I knew exactly where this was going once Mother called up the stairs... and I still really enjoyed this.

Your micro-tales are so engaging.

Sometimes you remind of a Polish writer named Stanislaw Lem. He wrote a book of reviews of non-existent books, for example.

Anyway, I still think that you need to package these babies. You've got it so flaunt it. (Which I guess you do, but I'd love to see you get paid, too!)

Tschuess,
Chris