OneWord - Headband

Early morning meeting, so there’s time for a OneWord. And that word is…Headband? Ooffah.

She thought she looked swell in her headband, just like Olivia Newton-John in that video for “Let’s Get Physical.” It was the right color to set off her eyes, even if she might sweat, or even go flush and rosy with exertion. And it so matched her tights and the leggings she ordered online. It was all part of a makeover she’d never asked for. Part of an awakening that happens in a 20-year marriage. When the bastard makes eyes for his much younger secretary.
“I’ll show him,” she says.