How to advance science, stupidity

For your entertainment (or your horror), I give you the NyQuil Martini:

OK, yeah, it's got that bitter NyQuil taste, but it's also very "tangy."
Not something I'd order at a bar, but at home, not so bad. Especially given my current state of congestion, sneezing, stuffy head, achy bones, general malaise.

(And if I don't post something by 6 a.m. Friday, call the president.)