The cinema of the moment

Overheard at Blockbuster:

Guy (shaved head, goatee): "Where the hell are the new releases? I don't want anything I've already seen."

Girl (talking on cell): "Right here."

Guy: "What? No I've seen all these."

Girl (sighs, drops the cell form her mouth): "Maybe I'm not a fucking expert, but 'New Releases' usually means things that are just out."

Guy: "OK, smartass, how does Sweeney Todd sound? I haven't seen this yet."

A movie about a murderous couple. Perfect.


Uncle E said...

Pure class. You didn't step on their crack pipe, did you?