Casket slogans

So I’m driving back to work and I get behind a truck carrying caskets – from the Batesville Casket Company of Batesville, Ind.
Painted across the back of the semi was “Please! Drive Carefully!”
A nice sentiment from a business that’s in the business of death.
Surly, there are better slogans than “Please! Drive Carefully!”
If only political correctness went out the window.
Like these, which I came up with during the rest of my drive:
“Please, Drive Recklessly – We Appreciate the Business!”
“See That Overpass – Hit It!”
“Your Death Helps Our Bottom Line!”
“Wouldn’t You Rather Be Riding In One of These?”
“Death Becomes You – In a Batesville Casket!”
“Riding In Style – Since 1884!”
“Alcohol + Speed = Another Batesville Sale!”
“Please! Speed Up and Pass Me on These Deadly Curves!”
“Please! Die, Soon!”
You get the point…any other suggestions?